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Saturday July 08,
2000
Tags #alice screams, #jaw unhinges, #mad, #frighten hoagie, #lunch room, #break room, #screams at lulu, #frightening
Transcript
Alice: LULU, you've stalled my project for long enough, I want your input. NOW!! Alice: I found out my jaw unhinges when Im mad> Asok: You frighten my hoagie.
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Saturday April 20,
1996
Tags #dances, #dancing dogs, #go wild, #healed, #healthy, #invoice, #poems, #primal screams, #tech me, #total well being
Transcript
Dogbert, who is wearing a wizard's hat, stands on the desk in Alice's cubicle. Dogbert asks, "Have my poems and dances healed your soul yet, Alice? The company cares about your total well being." Alice says, "Excuse me." Alice leans over the cubicle wall and shouts at the Boss, "We want more MONEY, not more dancing dogs!!! M-O-N-E-Y!! The Boss and Dilbert sit at a conference table. The Boss says, "So you're saying those primal screams are healthy? Can you teach me to do it?" Dogbert says, "Here's my invoice - go wild."
Monday July 03,
2000
Tags #boss, #crazy, #fear, #introcutions, #jumpy, #lulu, #no sense of proportion, #over reacts, #scared
Transcript
The Boss: dilbert, you'll be working with Lulu. she's almost normal. But she has no sense of proportion fro problems. Dilbert: Did you notice that he looked at you funny? Lulu: WHAT?!
Tuesday July 04,
2000
Tags #adventures of lulu, #no sense of proportion, #assinment, #work, #declares war, #anger, #resentment
Transcript
The adventures of LULU The woman who has no sense of proportion. GAAA! Does this mean you hate me?!! The Boss: Its called and assignment. LULU: This is war.
Wednesday July 05,
2000
Tags #assignment, #confronts lulu, #dilbert confronts lulu, #huge crisis, #series of crisises, #smite, #static guard, #god softening
Transcript
LULU: come help me on this assignment. Its a huge crisis! Dilbert: LULU, DO you very wonder why your life is a series of crises? LULU: I assume god is softening me up before smiting me. Dilbert: excuse me while I put on my static guard.
Thursday July 06,
2000
Tags #filing system, #reorganized files, #stress is gone, #lulu, #meeting, #boss, #Dilbert, #business
Transcript
LULU: My project was in a death spiral. I leapt into action and reorganized my filing system. The Boss: Did that help? LULU: My stress is gone!
Friday July 07,
2000
Tags #employee of month, #lulu, #overcame odds, #to win, #name randomly picked, #victory, #last month
Transcript
The Boss: The employee of the month is LULU. LULU overcame long odds to win this award. I.E. her name was randomly picked. Wally: Id protest but I don't want to taint my victory of last month.
Saturday August 04,
2001
Tags #rash of thefts, #acts suspicious, #cut meeting, #posters, #break room, #police, #arrest, #man screams, #legal
Transcript
The Boss says to Wally and Dilbert, "We've had a rash of thefts. Be on the lookout for anyone who acts suspicious." Wally and Dilbert turn and face a coworker who says, "Can we cut this meeting short? The posters in the break room got me all motivated!" Dilbert and Wally watch as the coworker is escorted out of the meeting by the police. He screams, "Then why are they there?!!"
Friday May 26,
1989
Tags #door, #fall, #falling, #rude, #stairs
Transcript
Dilbert walks through a door and thinks, "I hate this: somebody is just far enough behind me that it would be awkward to hold the door, but rude to let it swing." Dilbert walks away thinking, "I'll just pick up the pace and act like I don't notice anybody behind me." The door hits the person behind him. The person screams and falls down the stairs. Dilbert thinks, "Doors at the tops of stairs are the worst."
Friday August 04,
1989
Tags #Dilbert, #coffee, #third-degree
Transcript
Dilbert walks away from the coffee machine holding a cup of coffee. Dilbert says, "Now for the hard part: getting back to my desk without third-degree wrist burns." Dilbert screams. Dilbert stands outside his cubicle rubbing his wrist after spilling the coffee on the floor. Dilbert says, "I don't care for the taste, but it DOES keep me alert."