Self Centered Comic Strips

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

152 Results for Self Centered

View 1 - 10 results for self-centered comic strips. Discover the best "Self Centered" comics from Dilbert.com.

Thank you for voting.
- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share October 16, 1992's comic on:

Tags #Dilbert, #self-centered, #jerks, #woman, #dating, #date, #different, #considerate, #ugly

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert and a woman sit at a table in a restaurant. The woman says, "Most handsome men are self-centered jerks." The woman continues, "But you're different . . . You're . . ." Dilbert asks, "Considerate?" The woman replies, "Ugly."

Thank you for voting.
- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share August 21, 2001's comic on:

Tags #dating attractive men, #dumb self centered, #intelligent homely guy, #gym, #free weights, #girl talk, #Dilbert, #Women

View Transcript

Transcript

Two women are at the gym. The dark haired says to the light haired, "I'm tired of dating attractive men who are dumb and self-centered." The dark haired continues, "Maybe I can find an intelligent homely guy and clean him up." The light haired exclaims, "No!!!" Dilbert approaches the women and asks, "Do you mind if I work in a set with those five-pounders?" The dark haired looks at Dilbert from the corner of her eye and smiles. The light haired screams, "Don't do it, Amber!"

Thank you for voting.
- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 22, 1997's comic on:

Tags #perfromance review, #meeting over, #stood up, #boss, #talked about himself, #self centered, #egotistical, #unprofessional

View Transcript

Transcript

The Boss stands behind his desk and says to Asok who is seated in front, "...and that's your performance review. Any questions?" Asok the intern says, "You talked about yourself for the full hour. Can we talk about me?" The Boss says, "Okay. YOU don't seem to know that YOUR meeting is over when YOU see me stand up." Asok says, "ooh."

Thank you for voting.
- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share October 07, 1997's comic on:

Tags #fun talking, #little bored, #shut you down, #conversation, #self centered girl, #yawn

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert is on a date. He walks his date home. She says, "I had fun talking to you tonight, Gilbert." The date says, "It got a little boring when you tried to steer the conversation away from me. But I managed to shut you down by looking uninterested." Dilbert corrects her. "It's Dilbert, not Gilbert." His date lets out a big fake yawn.

Thank you for voting.
- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share August 01, 2001's comic on:

Tags #secretary, #carol, #order new chair, #new chair smell, #chair desert roll, #not important enough, #smelly chair, #mean nasty, #self centered, #delusional boss

View Transcript

Transcript

The Boss approaches Carol at her desk and says, "Carol, order a new chair for me. The old one lost its new chair smell." Carol responds, "Can I have your old chair? My chair doesn't roll anymore." The Boss replies tentatively, "'I'll try to say this tactfully. You're not important enough to sit in my smelly chair." Carol's eyes bug in offense.

Dilbert Characters

Thank you for voting.
- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share September 20, 2007's comic on:

Tags #documentary on bugs, #insecure, #self centered, #walk, #date, #self involved

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: "I saw a fascinating documentary about bugs." Date: "In other words, you like bugs more than you like me." "In other words, you like bugs more than you like me." Dilbert: "Yes, but I didn't realize it until just now."

Self Reliant

Thank you for voting.
Self Reliant - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share October 26, 2019's comic on:

Tags #managers & supervisors, #business, #project, #teamwork, #help, #teach, #self-reliant

View Transcript

Transcript

boss to wally: ted says you wouldn't help him on his project. wally: i was teaching him how to be self-reliant. that's important too, isn't it? not such an easy question, is it?

Low Self Esteem

Thank you for voting.
Low Self Esteem - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share January 30, 2020's comic on:

Tags #office workers, #sarcasm, #business, #self esteem

View Transcript

Transcript

tina: i have low self-esteem, but the other day i was thinking... what if i'm actually great and i just don't know it? dilbert looking at phone: you're not.

Self Actualization

Thank you for voting.
Self Actualization - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share February 22, 2020's comic on:

Tags #employees, #managers & supervisors, #business, #work, #talk, #listen, #self-actualized

View Transcript

Transcript

dilbert: i work every day, and yet i am not feeling completely self-actualized. boss: what's that mean? dilbert: i don't know. it's something i heard. boss: why are we even talking about it? dilbert: because the more i talk, the less i have to listen to you.

Thank you for voting.
- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share August 09, 2011's comic on:

Tags #gloating, #meetings, #non stop talking, #trophy, #participating, #too much self esteem

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: We're out of time and we accomplished absolutely nothing, thanks to your non-stop talking. Coworker: When do I get my trophy for participating? Dilbert: Someone was raised with too much self-esteem. Coworker: Watch me walk!