tina wearing face mask: you did not have sufficient empathy when i told you my sad story.
dilbert wearing face mask: how could you possible measure my internal feelings of empathy?
tina: i used my empathy sensor.
dilbert: that's a stapler.
CatBert: People are complaining about how you use your security card. "We'd appreciate it if you didn't keep it in your front pocket and thrust it at the door sensor."
Wally: "I didn't know the security card was why the door opened."
Wally: I programmed our robot to make medical diagnoses. It can scan your body using its neutrino sensor. Robot, please demonstrate. Robot: Dead man walking! Boss: What? Robot: Your brain is the size of a dried apricot. Your heart is more cheeseburger than human tissue. You will be dead in eleven days, six hours, and nineteen minutes. Boss: Gaaa!!! Robot: Why did you program me to hate people? Wally: It was easier than inventing a neutrino sensor.
Dilbert: I added a biometric sensor to our smartphone prototype.
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It uses x-rays.
Boss: Maybe you should have tested it on animals first.
Dilbert: Do I look like an animal hater?
Ted: The health sensors you built into our smart watch prototype aren't working. According to your stupid sensors, my heart is going to stop beating in... Dilbert: Yay me!
