A witch sitting on a throne points at Dilbert and yells, "Fool! Why have you come to the accounting department?!!" Dilbert is wrapped in chains and guarded by a troll holding a spear. Dilbert says, "Uh . . . I had some questions, sir . . . Ma'am . . . Er, sir?" Dilbert asks, "Are you a man or woman?" The witch replies, "In accounting, it doesn't really matter."
Boss: It has come to my attention that our company pays men more than women. I have been asked to correct that situation.
Dilbert: You're going to cut the pay of the men, right?
Boss: No, no, no. I'm only going to ask you to identify as a woman.