Dilbert: Can you show me how to set up temporary credentials for our web services? Alice: Only if you are prepared for your ritual shaming. Dilbert: Yes, always. Alice: Okay, here it goes. What kind of engineer doesn't know how to set up temporary credentials? Ha ha ha ha! I will tell this story for years! Hey, everyone! Guess what Dilbert doesn't know! That should be enough to poison your well of credibility. Dilbert: This isn't a healthy place. Alice: Then why do I feel so alive?
dilbert in doctor's office.
dilbert: i think i have social media poisoning. it makes me feel defensive and angry all the time, but i can't quit.
doctor: you've gained five pounds.
dilbert yelling: you fat-shaming quack!