Woman says, "I love your tie-dyed overalls. That's a bold look." Dilbert says, "Actually, my job is cleaning crime scenes. I didn't have time to change." Dilbert says, "The singles scene is all about how you look."
I invented a search engine that's also a singles matching service. "It automatically matches singles who search for the same keywords." "And then it threatens to e-mail those keywords to their mothers if they don't agree to date." "I have taught you well."
Dilbert: I'm going to a singles mixer tonight. Do you have any advice?
Dogbert: Don't I always?" "It's all about knowing what a woman needs. Find a woman who looks hot, carve her out from the herd and read this.
Dilbert: What is it?"
Dogbert: It's the ultimate pick up line.
Dilbert: Um...Hi. Excuse me. Criticism completes me.
woman: He's a keeper.