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3 Results for Singles
View 1 - 3 results for singles comic strips. Discover the best "Singles" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday September 07,
2010
Tags dating, singles, overalls, drink, cleaning, crime scenes, janitor, relationships
Transcript
Woman says, "I love your tie-dyed overalls. That's a bold look." Dilbert says, "Actually, my job is cleaning crime scenes. I didn't have time to change." Dilbert says, "The singles scene is all about how you look."
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Saturday May 13,
2006
Sunday February 24,
2008
Tags dating, advice from dog, pick up line, ultimate pick up line, criticism completes me, low self esteem, woman responds, relationships
Transcript
Dilbert: I'm going to a singles mixer tonight. Do you have any advice? Dogbert: Don't I always?" "It's all about knowing what a woman needs. Find a woman who looks hot, carve her out from the herd and read this. Dilbert: What is it?" Dogbert: It's the ultimate pick up line. Dilbert: Um...Hi. Excuse me. Criticism completes me. woman: He's a keeper.