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3 Results for Skipping
View 1 - 3 results for skipping comic strips. Discover the best "Skipping" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday July 08,
2008
Tags #time management, #evolution, #good management, #tasks, #genes, #dead end
Transcript
Dogbert says, "Welcome to Dogbert's seminar on time management and evolution." Dogbert says, "The key to good time management is skipping un-important tasks." Dogbert says, "In module two, I will show you that everything you do is unimportant because your genes are a dead end."
Tuesday November 10,
2009
Tags #man, #sitting, #meeting, #contract, #reading, #skipping, #failure, #inefficient, #business
Transcript
Dilbert says, "My company typically takes about four months to negotiate this type of contract." Dilbert says, "And during that time there's a 100% chance that we'll change our minds or you'll discontinue this product." Dilbert says, "Shall we save some time by declaring failure and blaming each other?" Man says, "I gave up before I even handed you the contract."
Tuesday August 27,
2019
Skipping Teambuilding
Tags #boss, #celebration, #irritation, #managers & supervisors, #office workers, #parties, #sarcasm, #team
Transcript
Alice: Can I skip the team-building celebration to get some work done? Boss: No, because I'm trying to change the culture. Alice: To what? Angry and unproductive? Boss: Trust the cake.