The Boss says to Dilbert and Wally, "It's time to do peer performance reviews!" The Boss continues, "Remember, there's a limited budget for raises. Your best strategy is to slander your co-workers so there's more money for you!" Wally says to Dilbert, "I plan to say very nice things about YOU." Dilbert replies, "Nice try, weasel boy." The Boss thinks as he walks away, "Managing is easy when you hate the employees."
dick: hi, i'm dick, your workplace nemesis.
dilbert: i know who you are.
dick: people are saying terrible things about you behind your back, but i can't tell you who they are or what they are saying.
dilbert: what is the point of telling me that?
dick: have i mentioned i feed on your pain.