Dilbert and Dogbert sit at a table playing chess. Dilbert says, "Bishop takes rook. I have you now, my friend." As he sweeps the pieces off the game board, Dogbert says, "My queen has an Uzi in her purse. She slays your entire side." Dilbert says, "You did the same thing when we played Scrabble." Dogbert replies, "Take it like a man."
"What are you drawing, Dogbert?
"I'm creating a comic book called, 'The Adventures of Boron'."
"'The most boring man in the entire Universe'."
"Boron looks like me."
"Geez, what an ego you have."
"In chapter one, Boron slays the entire marketing department by explaining asynchronous protocols."
"I think it's high time we engineers got a little respect in this society!"
"Furthermore, there are many advantages to asynchronous transfer mode switch technology!"
"First, there's bandwidth..."