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4 Results for Sleeping & Waking Up
View 1 - 4 results for sleeping & waking up comic strips. Discover the best "Sleeping & Waking Up" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday December 12,
2012
Tags sleeping & waking up, famous genouses, sleep, 4 hours sleep, correlation, oversleeper, causation, health
Transcript
Boss: Some of the most famous geniuses in the world slept only four hours per night. I'm doing four hours a night too because you know what they say: correlation is the same thing as causation. Dilbert: No one says that. Boss: Oh, right. And I should take the word of an oversleeper.
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Saturday August 10,
2013
Tags apathy, sleeping & waking up, work ethic, aggressive recruiter, passive job seeker, hidden gems, passive, falling in love
Transcript
Recruiter: I'm an aggressive recruiter looking for passive job seekers. Passive job seekers are hidden gems for recruiters, and you're the most passive one I've ever seen. Stop making me love you! Wally: ZZZZZZ.
Monday February 17,
2014
Tags managers & supervisors, sleeping & waking up, get up at 4am, successful people do, power nap, sound sbetter, than looks, business
Transcript
Boss: I got up at 4 a.m. because I heard it's what successful people do. Power nap! Wally: This sort of thing always sounds better than it looks.
Tuesday February 18,
2014
Tags ignorance (knowledge), sleeping & waking up, five hours of sleep, sleep deprivation, lowers intelligence, 1000% raise
Transcript
Boss: I'm training myself to get by on five hours of sleep per night. Carol: Studies show that sleep deprivation lowers your functional intelligence. Boss: Not it not be doesn't. Carol? Can I have a thousand percent raise?

