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Wednesday August 16,
2000
Tags slide 387, powerpoint, poisoning
Transcript
Dilbert points to a diagrahm and explains, "As you can clearly see in slide 397..." Everyone is yawning and stretching making uninterested remarks. "Gaaaah!" After the demonstration, Wally says "Powerpoint poisoning."
Monday May 11,
2020
Point At End Of Slide Deck
Tags business, coronavirus, slide, deck, Opinion, point, sarcasm, face mask
Transcript
co-worker in face mask: what do you think of my slide deck? dilbert in face mask: i reviewed all 26 of your slides, and i can't figure out what your point is. co-worker: i could put the point on slide 27. dilbert: or just give up.
Thursday October 29,
2020
32 Page Slide Deck
Tags business, idiot, input, insult, sadist, sarcasm, slide deck, technology
Transcript
co-worker: would you mind reviewing my 32-page slide deck and giving me your thoughts? dilbert: my thoughts are that only a sadist or an idiot would make a 32-page slide deck. co-worker: you'll never guess which one i am. dilbert: i feel as if i could.
Wednesday December 07,
2011
Tags meetings, public speaking, let slide, power point, presentation, bored, sleeping audience, low expectations
Transcript
Dilbert: And that's my last slide, any comments? Woman: You stole an hour of my life, something inside me died. I will never have another good day. Dilbert: I went in with low expectations. Wally: They can't hurt you if you're already dead.
Tuesday September 14,
1999
Tags too underfunded, succeed, slow day, slide toward failure, moms unconditional love, hold me to that
Transcript
Dilbert and Dilmom are in the kitchen. Dilmom cuts carrots. Dilbert says, "I'm working on a project that is too under-funded to succeed." Dilbert says, "Every day is a slow but inevitable slide toward failure and humilation." Dilbert says, "At least I'll always have my mom's unconditional love." Dilmom says, "Are you going to hold me to that?"
Saturday January 03,
2004
Tags office relocation., new cubicle, less roomy, need butter, torso, slide in, attracts rats, cheap, low budget
Transcript
Office relocation. Asok: Your new cubicle is less roomy than the old one. You will need this butter. Apply it liberally to your torso area and you can slide right in. But don't stay in there for more than 10 minutes at a time because it attracts rats.
Friday December 23,
2005
Tags power point slide, strategy, change the world, delsuons, effectiveness
Transcript
"This PowerPoint slide could change our entire company strategy." "The rest of the industry would have to copy us, and that could change the entire world!" "Someone has been having delusions of effectiveness."
Tuesday November 06,
2012
Tags business failures/bankruptcies, honesty, slide toward irrelevance, redesign logo, produce tablet computer, ugly truth, personified
Transcript
Man: There's nothing you can do about your company's long slide toward irrelevance. But if you redesign your logo and produce a tablet computer that no one buys, at least it will look like you're trying. CEO: Who are you? Man: I'm the ugly truth. Most people just ignore me.
Friday May 09,
2008
Tags company invested, billion dollars, made up numbers, slide to oblivion, made a difference, victims
Transcript
"The company decided to invest a billion dollars based on your stupid made-up numbers." "You've crushed my dreams of a better tomorrow. Now my life is a cold, wet slide to oblivion." "I finally made a difference at work." "how many victims?"
Friday August 22,
2008
Tags power point slide, white space, one page, one bullet point, long one, meeting, presentation, business
Transcript
Wally says, "As requested, I fit my presentation on one PowerPoint slide." Wally says, "I had to use all of the white space, but I think it was worth it to fit everything on one page." Wally says, "It's actually only one bullet point, but it's a long one."