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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, pink, slip, color, bad, today, rob

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Dilbert says to Dogbert, "My boss gave me the pink slip today." Dogbert says, "You must feel pretty bad." Dilbert walks away wearing a woman's slip. He says, "Yeah . . . Pink isn't my color."

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags Dogbert, the boss, can-o-matic, restroom, stall, randomly, fires, pink, slip, backs, expressions, security, cameras

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Dogbert points to a picture of a bathroom and tells the Boss, "As your consultant, I recommend the 'Can-O-Matic' to reduce staff levels." Dogbert points to a picture of a person falling out a building window and explains, "Disguised as a restroom stall, the Can-O-Matic randomly fires people by slapping a pink slip on their backs and catapulting them out of the building." The Boss says, "But I won't get to see the expressions on their faces." Dogbert replies, "Well, we could fling them past the security cameras here . . ."

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags pay slip, increased complexity, won't know, rip off, clueless, in the dark, happy to be evil, cheat, evil catbert

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Catbert the Evil HR Director says to the staff, "We increased the complexity of your pay slip." Catbert yells, "Now you'll never know when we rip you off! Yeeha! Yeeha!" Dilbert says to Wally, "The only part that really bugs me is the yeehas."

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags power point presentation, ceo slip trance, subliminal suggestions, increase budget, more budget, kill boss, pointy haired monster

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Dilbert is sitting at his computer. The Boss approaches and says, "Make your 'Power-point' presentation so boring that our CEO will slip into trance." The Boss continues, "Then I'll whisper to him subliminal suggestions to increase our budget." The CEO is asleep. The Boss whispers, "More budget." On the other side of the CEO, Wally whispers, "Kill the pointy-haired monster."

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags obliviousness, obstinacy, office workers, whiteboard, conference room, prohject timeline, zombie reflex mode

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Dilbert: Don't clean the whiteboard in the conference room. It has my project timeline. Janitor: I can't promise that. I slip into a sort of zombie reflex mode when I do this job. Dilbert: I envy you. Janitor: Would you like a few minutes to say goodbye to your timeline?

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags Dilbert, sign, back, wendel, employee, wall, check, janitor

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A man slaps Dilbert on the back and says, "Hi, Dilbert. How's it going?" Dilbert thinks, "Uh-oh . . . He might have put a 'kick me' sign on my back." He says, "Hi, Wendel." Dilbert thinks, "I'd better stay close to the wall until I can check my back." Dilbert opens the door to the janitor's closet and thinks, "I'll just slip in here and see." Dilbert tries to check his back and thinks, "Can't reach." Dilbert leaves the closet and thinks, "Maybe I should just go home early." Another man slaps Dilbert on the back and says, "Hi, Dilbert. How's it going?" Dilbert groans. The man says to Wendel, "I hope they get some paper towels in the men's room soon." Wendel replies, "Yeah. Dilbert already left for the day."

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags ted, carol, message, manager, secretary, copies, sting, desire

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Ted: May I slip in? I only need one copy. Carol: What's the message here? Is your time worth more than my time because you're a manager and I'm a secretary? Huh? This might sting for a second, but it'll remove your desire to make copies.

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags forty million dollars, needs approval, over budget, whose side?

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Dilbert holds out a slip of paper to his Boss and says, "This needs your approval." The Boss looks at the piece of paper and Dilbert continues, "The company will save forty million dollars but you'll be ten thousand over budget." Dilbert says, "And before you ask, no it won't work the other way around." The Boss says, "Whose side are you on?"

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags evolution training, make it thourgh, banana, peel, gorillas, neanderthal, monkeys, jungle naimals

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Headline: Evolution Training. Dogbert stands atop a stool in front of students with a pointer in his hand. He says, "Some of you will not make it through the class." A banana who happens to be seated next to a gorilla raises its hand and asks, "May I move to a different seat?" The rest of the class looks on. Dogbert responds, "Sure... Oops. Problem solved. Carl, don't leave that where someone will slip on it."

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags fired from restuarant, carried hot soup, spray doning room, soup, blame soup

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Dilbert comes home and says to Dogbert, "I got fired from my job at the restaurant." Dilbert continues, "Every time I carried hot soup my thumb would slip in and I'd scream and spray the whole dining room." Dilbert continues, "I blame the soup." Dogbert replies, "Stupid soup."