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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #new logo, #sloppy, #unimaginative, #money to consultants, #little return, #too good, #opinions

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Dogbert, the Boss, Alice and Dilbert sit at a conference table. Dogbert stands on the table, holds up a piece of paper and says, "Your new logo might look like a simple coffee stain, but what does the image say about you?" Dilbert asks, "We're sloppy and unimaginative?" Alice asks, "We give lots of money to consultants and get little in return?" Dogbert looks at the logo and says, "Wow. This is almost TOO good." Dilbert raises his hand and says, "Ooh ooh! How about 'Our opinions don't matter?'"

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #new laptops, #osbournes, #sloppy drive, #operating, #internet time

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Dilbert, The Boss and Wally sit in a meeting. The Boss reads from his notes. The Boss says, "All new computers will be osbornes." The Boss says, "They come with something called a floppy drive." Dilbert says to Wally, "Somethimg tells me we're not operating on 'Internet Time.'"

Wifi In Slide Deck

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Wifi In Slide Deck  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #credibility, #typo, #spelling, #assumption, #ignorance, #obliviousness

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CEO: I can't take you seriously because there's a typo in your slide deck. You've lost all credibility because of your sloppy presentation. And don't mention my wife in your slide deck. Dilbert: That's "wi-fi."