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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #Dogbert, #Dilbert, #lying, #strangers, #car, #salesman, #carlos, #smuggler, #corners, #weights, #hidden, #door, #panels

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Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert stands on the hassock. Dogbert says, "I got a job as a used car salesman." Dilbert asks, "Does it pay well?" Dogbert replies, "I'm not in it for the money. I just enjoy lying to strangers." Dogbert shows a car to a customer and says, "This one was owned by Carlos the Diamond Smuggler. It corners well, but the gas mileage is bad -- almost as if it has weights hidden in the door panels."