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#dilbert confronts lulu,
#series of crisises,
LULU: come help me on this assignment. Its a huge crisis!
Dilbert: LULU, DO you very wonder why your life is a series of crises?
LULU: I assume god is softening me up before smiting me.
Dilbert: excuse me while I put on my static guard.
#employee satisfaction survey,
Catbert: The employee satisfaction survey says they don't trust management. "Don't worry. I'll find out who feels that way and fire them during the next retrenchment." "Purr? Who said purr?"