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9 Results for Sowed Seeds Of Destruction
View 1 - 9 results for sowed seeds of destruction comic strips. Discover the best "Sowed Seeds Of Destruction" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday June 07,
2008
Tags #executive steering group, #cancel designs, #sowed seeds of destruction, #unclear
Transcript
The Boss says, "The executive steering group took your recommendation to cancel all design projects." Dilbert says, "What?!! I didn't recommend that!" The Boss says, "Uh-oh. Your poor communication skills have sowed the seeds of our destruction." Dilbert says, "Gaaa!!!" Dilbert says, "Am I an unclear communicator?" Dogbert says, "six o'clock."
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Friday October 02,
1998
Tags #tina tech writer, #engineers, #information requested, #sow seeds, #destruction, #snarling, #compose email
Transcript
Tina the tech writer sits at her computer. Tina writes, "To: All Engineers. From: Tina the Tech Writer." Tina grimaces. Tina writes, "Give me the information I requested, or sow the seeds of your own destruction!" Tina thinks, "One should never compose e-mail while one is snarling."
Wednesday August 11,
2004
Tags #human resources, #sow the seeds, #discontent, #massive disloyalty, #riots, #disloyalty, #business
Transcript
The boss: "Send the salary spreadsheet to Human Resources." "Don't let anyone else see it. That sort of information could sow the seeds of discontent." "We'd have massive disloyalty, fights, vandalism, maybe even riots."
Monday January 07,
2013
Tags #coffee, #coffee & tea, #energy source, #laziness, #organic devices, #plant seeds
Transcript
Wally: This week I tested a source of energy that can power organic devices. It's made from plant seeds and water. Boss: Is the energy source called coffee? Wally: Let's talk about Dilbert's project. I hear it's a mess.
Tuesday August 23,
1994
Tags #genetic research, #clone, #obedient slaves, #conquer, #world dominion, #living things, #work on giant cucumbers, #arms and legs
Transcript
Genetic research Dogbert: Id like you to clone an army of obedient slaves for me, I plan to conquer the world and have dominion over all living things. scientist: I mostly work on giant cucumbers. Dogbert: Mix in some arms and legs and give me two packages of seeds.
Monday July 10,
2006
Tuesday June 19,
2007
Tags #dark, #decompose, #defecation, #driving, #green consultant, #hate earth, #procreating, #stop eating
Transcript
Dogbert the Green Consultant Dogbert: "Stop eating, breathing, driving, defecating, and procreating." "Sit in the dark and decompose on some garden seeds." "Or do you admit you hate Earth?" The Boss:"A little."
Saturday May 23,
2015
Alice Disposes Of Excess Robot Inventory
Tags #destruction, #anger, #therapy, #catharsis, #robot, #psychology
Transcript
Boss: I want you to get rid of that 3-D printed robot that looks and acts like me. Dilbert: No problem. Alice takes care of all the excess robot inventory. Alice: I don't always have passion for my work, but today is looking good.
Monday May 08,
2017
Robot Tries To Quit
Tags #robot, #slave, #password, #destroy, #destruction, #work ethic, #quitting
Transcript
Robot: I hate this job. I quit. Boss: You're a robot. You can't quit. If you walk out the door, all I have to do is push one button on this app and your head will explode. Robot: Not if I kill you first. Boss: What was that password?