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2 Results for Spineless
View 1 - 2 results for spineless comic strips. Discover the best "Spineless" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday August 12,
1997
Tags #Catbert, #evil director, #clean desk policy, #lick clean, #spineless, #stupid
Transcript
Catbert: Evil H.R. Director Catbert stands atop Wally's computer monitor and waves a new policy sheet in Wally's face. "Here's the new 'clean desk' policy, Wally." Wally reads from the sheet, "Employees must lick their workplaces clean at the end of each business day." Wally stands in the doorway to the Boss's office. He says, "Do they seriously think we're this spineless and stupid?" The Boss responds, "Ahm nah chanthing it."
Thursday March 22,
2001
Tags #no opinion, #spineless, #Opinion, #unnecessary pain, #cry in public
Transcript
Dilbert and a woman are sitting at a table in a restaurant. The woman says, "You don't give your opinion on anything. Are you spineless?" Dilbert says, "Maybe you create an environment in which giving an opinion is an invitation to unnecessary pain." The woman exclaims to Dilbert, "Great! You're making me cry in public!!"