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5 Results for Squeak
View 1 - 5 results for squeak comic strips. Discover the best "Squeak" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday May 27,
1994
Tags #rattus not rat, #genus, #larger community, #squeak, #forgot to laugh, #so funny
Transcript
"From now on, Bob please refer to me as a 'rattus', not by the diminutive term 'rat'." "Frankly, I've never thought of folks like you in terms of your genus. I see you as part of a larger community." "Really?" "Yeah - the community of things that go 'sqeak' when I step on them." "That's so funny I forgot to laugh."
Thursday July 04,
2002
Tags #coffee with the boss, #meeting, #feel free, #don't hold back, #squeaky chair, #ungrateful wretch, #name calling, #business
Transcript
The Boss says to Dilbert, "You're the first employee for my 'Coffee with the Boss' program." The Boss continues, "Feel free to say whatever is on your mind. Don't hold back. Give it to me straight." Dilbert says, "My chair has a squeak." The Boss yells, "You ungrateful whiny wretch!!!"
Wednesday March 26,
2003
Tags #furniture psychic, #old chair, #passed
Transcript
Headline: Furniture Psychic. Dogbert stands on The Boss' desk wearing a magician's hat. Dogbert says, "Your old chair has passed to the other side." Dogbert continues, "He says you'll know what this means: 'Squeak, squeak." The Boss cries and says, "Yes." Dogbert says, "Your desk says, 'Thanks for the gum.'" The Boss sobs, "I need closure!"
Wednesday September 07,
2005
Friday October 25,
2013
Tags #fear, #inventions, #machinery, #squeaky chair, #cushion, #posessed, #robot leaks
Transcript
Robot: My chair is squeaky. How do I fix that? squeak squeak Alice: Die! And now your chair is oiled. Robot: Mostly the cushion.