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2 Results for Squeegee
View 1 - 2 results for squeegee comic strips. Discover the best "Squeegee" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday January 28,
1991
Tags #Dilbert, #service, #include, #squeege, #glasses, #shirt, #full service
Transcript
Dilbert walks into "Jiffy Med Center" with a sore arm. The nurse says to Dilbert, "Do you want self service or the full service?" Dilbert answers, "Uh . . . full." Dilbert asks a man with a stethoscope, "What does full service include?" The man answers, "We squeegee your glasses and check under your shirt."
Wednesday September 08,
2010
Tags #cleaning, #janitor, #crime scene, #overalls, #assistant, #excited, #squeegee, #brains
Transcript
Dilbert says, "Ratbert, would you like to be my assistant in the crime scene cleaning profession?" Ratbert says, "Me?!" Ratbert says, "You had me at 'brains and squeegees.'" Dilbert says, "I didn't say any of those words." Ratbert says, "Would it kill you to say them now?" Dilbert says, "If it does, you can clean me up."