Boss: I want you to give me an honest assessment of my leadership.
THIRTY MINUTES LATER
Dilbert: ...like being stabbed by an angry clown while drowning in a septic tank. Boss: Have you heard of honesty? It's terrible.
boss and dilbert on video call.
boss: i just talked to ted, and he says your project plan is not feasible.
dilbert: i think you mean he mischaracterized my plan and then stabbed me in the back when i wasn't there to defend it.
boss: he said you'd say that.