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4 Results for Stalker
View 1 - 4 results for stalker comic strips. Discover the best "Stalker" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday November 11,
2003
Tags #boss stalker, #wait, #offcie, #unscheduled, #suck up, #phone calls end, #still out there
Transcript
Man: "We'll be seeing a lot of each other. I'm a stalker." "I wait by his office, unscheduled, ready to suck up to his whenever his phone calls end." The Boss: "Please don't go.. it's still out there."
Wednesday June 17,
2015
Alice Attracts Wrong Guys
Tags #stalk, #stalker, #stalking, #dating, #drone, #spying, #spy, #relationships
Transcript
Alice: I have a history of dating men who become stalkers. But I have a good feeling about this new guy. He shows no stalker tendencies at all. Dilbert: What's he do for a living? Alice: Aerial photography using drones.
Saturday January 02,
2016
That's Motivation Not Stalking
Tags #compliment, #managers, #jargon, #sincerity, #insincere, #motivation, #motivate, #annoyance, #frustration
Transcript
Boss: Alice, you're doing a great job and the company values you. Alice: Your insincere management babble is making me uncomfortable. Boss: That's motivation you're feeling. Alice: I'm getting more of a stalker vibe.