Search Results for "strategist"

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.
1 - 1 of 1

Thank you for voting.
- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share February 28, 1992's comic on:

Tags #garbage man, #election, #campaign, #strategist, #Win, #promise, #sell, #foreigners, #profits, #parks

View Transcript

Transcript

The garbage man says to Dogbert, "Sure, Dogbert, I'll be your election campaign strategist." The garbage man sits at a table with Dogbert and Ratbert. The garbage man says, "You can win if you promise to sell our national parks to foreigners and share the profits." Dogbert replies, "I couldn't do that." The garbage man asks, "You couldn't sell the parks?" Dogbert replies, "I couldn't share the profits."