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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #teds shower, #baby shower, #taxes, #subsidize, #put five, #poor fiscal planning

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Carol: I'm collecting money for Ted's baby shower. Wally: "My taxes already subsidized his other brats. I'm taking a refund." Carol: "I just put that five in there!" Wally: "I can't be responsible for your poor fiscal planning."

Carol Raises Money For School

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Carol Raises Money For School  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #family & parenting, #guilt, #office, #office workers, #sales, #sarcasm, #school

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Carol: I'm selling chocolate bars to raise funds for my kid's school. Dilbert: I'm childless, so I already subsidize your kid's education. Carol: I was hoping it would feel too awkward for you to say no. Dilbert: By my calculations, you owe me money.