Carol: I'm collecting money for Ted's baby shower.
Wally: "My taxes already subsidized his other brats. I'm taking a refund."
Carol: "I just put that five in there!"
Wally: "I can't be responsible for your poor fiscal planning."
Carol: I'm selling chocolate bars to raise funds for my kid's school.
Dilbert: I'm childless, so I already subsidize your kid's education.
Carol: I was hoping it would feel too awkward for you to say no.
Dilbert: By my calculations, you owe me money.