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3 Results for Superstitious
View 1 - 3 results for superstitious comic strips. Discover the best "Superstitious" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday May 26,
2020
Begging The Universe For Trouble
Tags #boss, #hygiene, #karma, #pandemic, #virus, #hoax, #germs, #superstitious
Transcript
Man: If you keep saying the coronavirus is a hoax. You are practically begging the universe to infect you. CEO: Don't be so superstitious. That's not how anything works, you moron. Cough cough. Man: No, karma! Not me!
Friday January 29,
2010
Tags #chain letter, #e-mail, #die, #panic, #friends, #negotiating, #fifty, #superstitious
Transcript
The Boss says, "Oh no. If I don't forward this e-mail to fifty friends, I'll die within a week." The Boss says, "I don't have that many friends! I need to make more friends, and fast!!!" Dilbert says, "What are you sending him now?" Wally says, "I'm upping it to sixty friends."
Friday March 12,
2010
Tags #meeting, #weekly report, #feng shui, #workspace, #ceo, #consultant, #record, #microphone, #nervous, #disbelief, #excuse, #superstition, #business
Transcript
Wally says, "I couldn't work this week because my workspace has bad Feng Shui." Wally says, "I know Feng Shui is a real thing because our CEO hired a Feng Shui consultant to design his office." Wally says, "Do you agree, or are you saying that our CEO is a superstitious simpleton?"