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7 Results for Supervision
View 1 - 7 results for supervision comic strips. Discover the best "Supervision" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday May 03,
2002
Tags #alice performance, #needs supervision, #protest, #evil, #purr
Transcript
Catbert says to The Boss, "Write on Alice's performance review, 'Needs too much supervision.'" Catbert continues, "When she goes to your office to protest, say, 'See what I mean?'" Catbert finishes, "Ooh! That was so evil I need to purr with my lips!" He spits all over the boss while purring, "P-p-p-urr.. p-p-p-urrr.. p-p-p-p-urr."
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Saturday May 04,
2002
Tags #too much supervision, #review, #insanity, #time wasting, #lard filled suit, #supervising
Transcript
Alice exclaims at The Boss, "My review says I 'Need too much supervision.' Are you insane?!" Alice continues, "Most days I can't get your time-wasting, lard-filled suit out of my cubicle with a freakin' crane!!" Alice realizes, "GAAA!! It's a trap! You're supervising me too much right now!!" The Boss replies, "I win."
Monday February 07,
2005
Tags #work, #without supervsion, #teal, #hassle, #show himself out
Transcript
The Boss: Can you work well without supervision? Candidate: "No. I need continuous supervision to keep me from stealin' and harassin'." The boss: "I think we're done here." Candidate: "Do you mind if I show myself out?"
Tuesday February 08,
2005
Tags #work well, #superviuson, #vague objectives, #recognition, #contribution, #excited by criticism
Transcript
The Boss: Can you work well without supervision? Candidate: "Yes! I thrive on vague objectives and a complete lack of recognition for my contribution!" The Boss: "Can you handle criticism?" Candidate: "I'm not too proud to say it excites me!"
Friday September 21,
2007
Tags #cost estimates, #constant supervison, #time to watch
Transcript
The Boss: "Wally, did you get those cost estimates I asked for last week?" Wally: "No, I need constant supervision." The Boss: "Can you do it now?" Wally: "Do you have time to watch?"
Saturday February 20,
2016
Carol Leaves Kids
Tags #babysitter, #children, #supervision, #date night, #parents, #Family
Transcript
Carol: Dilbert should be here soon to fill in for the babysitter. Your dad and I need to leave now. Just let him in. We turned off our phones, so don't try to reach us on our date night. Narrator: Two hours later. Boy: I don't think he's coming. Girl: I say we Airbnb this place.
Monday February 22,
2016
Carol Berates Dilbert For Not Babysitting
Tags #babysitter, #children, #supervision, #refugees, #Family
Transcript
Carol: You said you would watch my kids last night but you never showed up! Dilbert: You didn't give me your address, and you turned off your cellphone for your date night. I'm sure it was fine. Carol: An Elbonian family is living in my cupboard!!!