Carol enters the Boss' office. He is holding up the phone and asks, "Carol, why do you keep putting sales people through to me?" Carol replies, "I'm taking bribes to supplement my income. It's a natural extension of empowerment." The Boss shakes angrily, and Carol says, "I sense some micromanagement brewing."
carol: i have a doctor's appointment today.
the boss: doctor? bah!
the boss: all you need are some essential oils and a supplement or two.
carol: has anyone ever survived your medical advice?
the boss: some kava could fix your attitude problem.