Dogbert says to the robot, "We need to do something about your total lack of ethics and social conscience." Dogbert continues, "I had Dilbert build this guilt module for your control board. It has the synthesized shame of every major belief system." Later, the robot says to Dilbert, "I am unworthy to roll in your spittle." Dilbert says to Dogbert, "Frankly, I liked him better before."
dilbert: I synthesized the pheremones that make men and women attracted to each other.
A few splashes of this and I'll be irresistible.
Dogbert: Do you feel any different?
Dilbert: Im starting to really like me.