Asok: Are you getting a lot done on the grandpa box? Dilbert: The what? Asok: The people in my generation do our work on our phones and tablets. Dilbert: I also have a laptop. Asok: I'll text the nineties and let them know.
Our model XR35 is the only one that will work in your situation. The other models would be nightmares.
Dilbert: Okay, we'll take the XR35.
Ted: Opps it appears we are out of stock.
Dilbert: This is the part where your credibility comes into question.
Ted: Have you looked at ethics's XP9? I think it would be perfect.