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5 Results for Taint
View 1 - 5 results for taint comic strips. Discover the best "Taint" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday March 18,
2015
Wall The Company Taint
Tags #Promotion, #manager, #taint, #success
Transcript
Wally: You're looking at the new vice president of zombie projects. The projects that will neither succeed nor be canceled are transferred to me so the other VP's avoid their taint. Alice: I guess that makes you the company's taint. Wally: I wear that label proudly.
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Friday July 07,
2000
Tags #employee of month, #lulu, #overcame odds, #to win, #name randomly picked, #victory, #last month
Transcript
The Boss: The employee of the month is LULU. LULU overcame long odds to win this award. I.E. her name was randomly picked. Wally: Id protest but I don't want to taint my victory of last month.
Friday January 30,
2004
Tags #deadly product, #sued, #did nothing, #public realtions, #goal, #jury pool, #victims deserved it, #moral implications, #strategy
Transcript
"Dogbert does PR." "You knew your product was deadly but you did nothing until you were sued." "The goal of public relations is to taint the jury pool, we'll show that the victims had it coming." "Maybe we should discuss the moral implications of that strategy." "Bah!"
Friday April 27,
2007
Tuesday October 11,
2016
Accidentally Buying A Tainted Company
Tags #merger, #acquisition, #gawker, #reputation, #infamy
Transcript
CEO: I accidentally talked the board into buying a company that has a tainted reputation. Catbert: How bad is the taint? CEO: Imagine Hitler's unwashed socks. Catbert: That isn't so bad. CEO: I'm just getting started. Now imagine I make you eat those socks...