Taser Comic Strips

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

4 Results for Taser

View 1 - 4 results for taser comic strips. Discover the best "Taser" comics from Dilbert.com.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share May 04, 2012's comic on:


Tags #inventions, #tazer, #cell phone, #boss's desk, #tased, #technology

View Transcript

Transcript

Wally: I invented a taser that looks exactly like a cellphone. Boss: Gaaa-a-a-a-a-a-a. Wally: I left it on our boss's desk, but it sounds like he's done with it.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share November 18, 1993's comic on:


Tags #man, #outdoors, #Dogbert, #taser

View Transcript

Transcript

Dogbert sits on a rock. A man says, "Hey, little dog, smile. It only takes two muscles!" Dogbert zaps the man with a phaser pistol. The man screams. Dogbert says, "That took a few extra muscles, but I think it was worth it."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share November 19, 1993's comic on:


Tags #Dogbert, #man, #taser, #radio traffic

View Transcript

Transcript

Dogbert stands at a man's door and says, "I'm looking for the idiot who does the radio traffic reports." The man says, "Speaking of idiots, only an idiot would want to be in this traffic!" Dogbert zaps the man and says, "That's for making me listen to inane segues."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share November 20, 1993's comic on:


Tags #garbageman, #Dogbert, #taser, #trash, #outdoors

View Transcript

Transcript

Dogbert says to the garbage man, "Thanks for letting me borrow your phaser. I recharged the batteries." The garbage man says, "I hope you didn't use it in anger." Dogbert replies, "No, I was laughing most of the time. And I probably won't stop wagging until Tuesday." The garbage man says, "Good."