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6 Results for Telekinesis
View 1 - 6 results for telekinesis comic strips. Discover the best "Telekinesis" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday April 22,
2008
Tags #indian institute of technology, #illegal use of telekinesis, #vijay pants
Transcript
Man says, "Asok, you must return to the Indian Institute of Technology to explain your illegal use of telekinesis." Asok The Intern says, "But, But..." Poof!! Man says, "Vijay, pants."
Wednesday February 28,
2007
Tags #asbestos, #ceiling, #danger, #telekinesis, #neutralized, #never ask, #curious
Transcript
Wally: They found asbestos in our ceiling. We're all in danger. Asok: "I must use my telekinesis to remove the asbestos." "GAAA!" The threat has been neutralized. You must never ask me how it was done." Wally: I'm not even curious."
Tuesday December 12,
2006
Wednesday December 13,
2006
Wednesday April 23,
2008
Tags #asok, #intern, #indian institute of technology, #30 years in box, #punished to box
Transcript
Man says, "Asok, you have violated the Indian Institute of Technology's ban on the use of telekinesis in the ungifted world." Man says, "Your punishment is 30 years in the box." Dilbert says, "Where were you this morning?" Asok The Intern says, "Grrrrr"
Sunday November 29,
2015
Tags #anger, #deadline, #team, #teamwork, #frustration, #rage, #telekinesis, #business
Transcript
Alice: I worked all night to finish my part. Coworker: I admire your work ethic, Alice. I only finished half of my part. Alice: Wait... if you didn't finish your part, it was a total waste of time for me to finish mine. Coworker: That's one way to look at it. Alice: What time last night did you know you would not be done by today? Coworker: Must have been about six. I got hungry, then I had to unwind. Are you trying to make my head explode by focusing anger at my skull? Alice: First time that worked. Practice paid off.