Dogbert: "You can rob your small suppliers by making unauthorized deductions from their invoices."
"When they complain, say it's a standard industry practice and threaten to take your business elsewhere."
"The make them dance like chickens."
The boss: "Ha! Ha! Chickens are funny."
Dogbert: Diet Guru
Dogcart: Try stuffing fewer groceries down your maw." "I was hoping you'd give me motivation. Stop eating or I'll kill you.
The Boss: Would I get a last meal?"
Boss: Did you threaten to kill Dick? Asok: He accused me of being a terrorist! Boss: Are you? Asok: Gaaa! I just want to blow up this whole building! Boss: Um... I need to make a call. Asok: It better not be about me!
Boss: Why isn't your project done? Dilbert: I can't make the people on my team do any work because I'm not their boss. Boss: Sure you can. It's called leadership. I do it all the time. Dilbert: All you do is threaten to fire people. I can't do that because I"m not their boss. Boss: That's why you have to use your soft leadership skills A good leader can get people to do anything. Dilbert: Then why couldn't you get me to finish my project on time? And why do you pay me? You could just lead me to work for free. Boss: Shut up or I'll fire you.
Dilbert: My co-workers make it impossible to work. I hear every one of their phone calls. It's maddening. When they walk past my cubicle it breaks my flow. And don't get me started about the food smells coming from the break room. They ask me one dumb question after another. I don't know who keeps turning up the thermostat. But it's too hot to think.
The Boss: Would it help if I threaten to fire you?
Dilbert: It's worth a try I'll be in my cubicle pretending to work.
asok: a wise person once said you can't boil an egg with a stick.
wally: no, but i can threaten you with a stick unless you boil an egg for me.
asok: why didn't the wise person think of that?
wally: he sounds overrated
