Dilbert asks a woman, ". . . So, would you like to meet after work and go to dinner?" The woman asks, "What kind of car do you drive?" Dilbert says angrily, "Ugh! You women are all so shallow!! It should not make one bit of difference what kind of car I drive!!" The woman replies, "Except that it will help me find you in the parking lot . . . But you could just stand on top of it and thump your mighty chest."
Dilbert: I hired Bob the dinosaur to beat you with his tail until you give me the project requirements.
MAN: HA! I'll double your fee if you thump Dilbert instead.
Dilbert: I 'll triple the fee!
Dilbert: He can't really pay you "infinity" plus one.
BOB: I wonder how much this is on an hourly basis.