Dilbert sits at his desk reading a memo. Dilbert reads, "Urgent memo to all employees:" Dilbert says, "Uh-oh. Looks important." Dilbert continues reading, "If we are to remain competitive, you must proactively improve quality on all actionable items!" Dilbert says, "Wow! That was inspiring. My heart is pounding. I'm all tingly . . . I'd better take the rest of the day off . . ."
Alice says, "What is this strange and beautiful feeling inside of me?!" Smiling broadly, Alice says, "Waves of ecstasy are pulsing through my soul." The Boss thinks to himself, "This is why I only give positive reinforcement once a year." Alice's voice continues, "I'm all tingly!"
Dogbert: "It's nice to be retired. I'll do a-a-anything I want to do all day long."
"I guess you'll be banging your head against a wall today, trying to earn money for the social infrastructure."
Dilbert: "Do you ever feel guilty?"
Dogbert: "Is it a warm, tingly sensation that makes you wag?"