Dogbert sits in a chair and Dilbert stands in front of him. Dilbert asks, "If I died tomorrow, what would you write on my tombstone?" Dogbert replies, "I always assumed there would be no tombstone." Dilbert says, "Ah . . . You would have me cremated." Dogbert replies, "Or stuffed, whichever is cheaper."
"We dug up the founder of our company and wrapped him in copper wire."
"Then we replace his tombstone with a huge magnet."
"With any luck, our business practices will make him spin in his grave and generate electricity."