Dilbert asks Wally, "Have you made any decisions since the Boss made us all 'empowered?'" Wally replies, "Just one." Wally says, "I turned my cubicle into a revenue generating tourist attraction." Wally continues, "So far, business has been slow at 'Sticky-Note City.'" A building made of Post-it Notes stands next to Wally's cubicle.
Dilbert and Dogbert sit outdoors. Dilbert says, "And another of life's mysteries is, why do they call it the 'Great Wall of China?'" Dilbert continues, "It never really kept any invading armies out . . . Kind of a dismal flop from an engineering perspective." Dogbert says, "I don't think 'The Dismal Flop of China' would have the same tourist appeal." Dilbert replies, "I wouldn't pay to see it."
The Boss: "According to your resume, you left your last job because you allegedly stole lots of great stuff."
"Technically, if they catch you in the parking lot, and you give it back, that's not stealin'."
"And you buried a German tourist in your cellar."
"One time!"
Wally: I hate it when people stop working because it's the day before a holiday.
"Ha! Ha! Ha!"
Wally: "It cheapens the lack of work that I cultivate year-round."
Asok: "I saw the funniest video clip!"
Wally: "Tourist!"
