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Thursday January 29,
1998
Tags #deputy of common sense, #safety inspector, #after insepction, #determine pay, #decrease in accidents, #trips wally
Transcript
Dogbert, Deputy of Common Sense, stands a filing cabnet and says, "Are you the government safety inspector?" The inspector says, "Yup. I love my job." Dogbert watches as the inspector trips Wally and notes something on his clipboard. Wally's glasses fall off and he says, "HEY!" Dogbert puts his hand on his gun and says, "How does your boss determine your pay?" The inspector writes something down and says, "It's based on the decrease in accidents after my inspection."
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Wednesday July 08,
1998
Tags #sharing hotel rooms, #business trips, #before sleep, #exercise, #room, #beds, #health
Transcript
Dilbert and Wally holding their suitcases entering their hotel room. Dilbert says, "I hate sharing a hotel room on business trips." Wally and Dilbert unpacking their suitcases on separate beds. Wally says, "I need to do my exercises before I go to sleep. Do you mind?" Wally says, "I'm still a bit winded from yesterday." Dilbert, while holding his pants, responds, "There are so many ways that this could be bad."
Thursday November 18,
1999
Tags #company, #pdas for employees, #business trips, #palm pilot california, #cheap, #business
Transcript
Alice, Dilbert, Wally and the boss are in a meeting. The boss says, "The company will not buy PDA's for employees." Dilbert raises his hand and says, "Question: Will you still pay for business trips of no discernible value?" The boss replies, "Of course." The boss is thinking, "A lot of people are traveling to Palm Pilot California lately."
Tuesday August 07,
2018
Wally Enjoys Listening To Himself
Monday August 20,
2018
Wally Has An Idea
Tuesday August 21,
2018
Wally Has An Idea For Carol
Tags #carol, #Wally, #bike, #compliment, #insults
Transcript
Wally: I have a great idea for you. Carol: Keep it to yourself. Your ideas are always insults masquerading as helpfulness. Wally: You seem cranky. Have you considered riding a bike to work? Carol: Die, monster!
Monday August 27,
2018
Wally Mentors To Death
Tags #asok, #Wally, #successful, #definition, #minimum, #alive, #employed, #comas, #ruling
Transcript
Asok: Have you ever mentored anyone who went on to be successful? Wally: Depends on your definition of success. Asok: Well, at minimum, they'd need to be alive and gainfully employed. Wally: What's your ruling on comas?
Saturday September 08,
2018
Wally Covers For Alice
Tags #alice, #heat, #thousand suns, #vacation, #Wally
Transcript
Alice: I'm back from vacation. Did you have any problems covering for me? Wally: No problem at all I saved all of your work for when you got back. Alice: I hate you with the heat of a thousand suns! Wally: How was your vacation? Was it relaxing?
Friday August 24,
1990
Tags #Dilbert, #Wally, #giggle, #snort, #engineer, #curse, #Dogbert
Transcript
Dilbert sits at his desk. Wally enters and asks, "Working hard?" Dilbert replies, "Hardly working!" Dilbert giggles and snorts. Wally says, "You snorted." Back at home, Dilbert tells Dogbert, "It was my best line of the day . . . Then I snorted." Dogbert says, "The curse of the engineer."
Saturday January 12,
1991
Tags #Dilbert, #sheep, #rancher, #worked, #asleep, #count, #sleep study, #Wally
Transcript
Dilbert and Wally stand in front of the coffee machine. Wally says, "I was a sheep rancher before I worked here." Dilbert asks, "How many sheep did you have?" Wally says, "I'm not sure . . ." Wally continues, "Every time I tried to count them, I feel asleep."