Caption reads: "Catbert the Director of Human Resources." Catbert stands on the table in front of a prospective applicant. He says, "So, you want a job here, Tubby?" The man replies, "It's 'Toby.'" Catbert looks at the sheet of paper in his hand and asks, "Did you just correct me?" The man says, "Um..." Catbert turns and shouts at the man, "I alone will determine your name!!" Catbert looks at him and asks, "Now, what is your name?" The man answers, "Tubby." Catbert reads the paper and says, "Tubby, is it true that you're so dumb that you..." Catbert holds out the paper and continues, "...Sent your resume to the human resources department?" The man looks frightened as Catbert continues, "Do you think that's what this department does? Let me show you what I do." The man is seen walking down the hall, his clothes torn into shreds and looking beaten up. The man says, "I think I just became an entrepreneur."
"From now on, any engineer can shut down our factory for any reason."
"Later we'll film a commercial about how ethical and empowered you are."
"Ha! Give me a raise, Tubby, or the factory's going down!"
"You can't shut it down, I'm shutting it down until more women are in top management."
"I'd like to shut it down for a day, just as an ego booster. Is Tuesday good?"
"Didn't any of you hear that there's an endangered bird living in the parking lot??"
"I think I parked on it this morning."
"Can we get back to the point?"