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8 Results for Uber
View 1 - 8 results for uber comic strips. Discover the best "Uber" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday February 23,
2016
Asok Needs Money And Social Life
Tags #ride share, #rideshare, #uber, #driver, #taxi, #job, #business
Transcript
Asok: I have no social life and I need extra money. What should I do? Wally: You're one Prius away from being an Uber driver. Narrator: Continued.
Thursday February 25,
2016
Asok The Uber Driver
Tags #driver, #taxi, #ride share, #rideshare, #money, #compensation, #wages
Transcript
Asok: Today is my first day as an Uber driver. I love the flexibility! I only have to work 75 hours a week and can pay my rent. Man: With plenty left over? Asok: Are you going to finish that sandwich?
Saturday February 27,
2016
Asok Remembers Being An Uber Driver
Monday February 29,
2016
Asok Has Tasted The Sweet Freedom Of Uber
Tags #experience, #guest artist, #introspection, #john glynn, #wisdom
Transcript
Asok: Now that I have tasted the sweet freedom of being an Uber driver, how can I go back to this life? Wally: Try looking deep within yourself, Asok. Asok: You are even wiser than usual. Wally: You'll need a flashlight and yoga lessons.
Wednesday February 24,
2016
Asok's Goal
Tags #goals, #employment, #driver, #ride share, #rideshare, #dream, #turnover
Transcript
Asok: Is it important to have goals? Boss: Yes! You need goals to succeed. Asok: Good, because my goal is to become an Uber driver. I quit. What is your goal? Boss: Reducing employee turnover.
Friday February 26,
2016
Asok Asks For His Job Back
Tags #driver, #money, #taxi, #ride share, #rideshare, #disillusionment
Transcript
Asok: I'm here to beg for my job back. Driving for Uber was less glamorous than I'd hoped. My mental health and my bladder have been stretched to their limits. Boss: Maybe we could discuss this over a tiled floor area.
Tuesday March 01,
2016
Trapped Under Rubble
Tags #freedom, #guest artist, #happiness, #job, #misery, #satisfaction, #john glynn, #business, #psychology
Transcript
Asok: I miss the freedom I had as an Uber driver. This job feels like being trapped under rubble. Wally: We old-timers have a name for that feeling. Asok: What is it? Wally: "Better than average."
Friday October 28,
2016
Men Who Do The Driving
Tags #dating, #driving, #Men, #conversation, #relationships
Transcript
Woman: I like a man who always offers to do the driving on dates? Dilbert: Like Uber? Woman: But less expensive, and no waiting. Dilbert; So you're saying I'm better than Uber? Woman: You would be if you didn't talk.