The Boss introduces a woman to Dilbert, "Dilbert, meet your new team member, Peri Noid." Peri Noid extends her hand and asks, "Why haven't you invited me to a meeting? Who's filling your head with lies?" Peri Noid continues, "Your hand is soft and clammy! Are you the undead?!!" Dilbert replies, "Engineer."
Zenox: "I'm Zenox, the new manager of this coven... I mean department."
"When I am displeased I make this face and growl like the undead."
"The new dress code is 'winged monkey.'"
Dilbert: "If a man acted like you he'd be called tough."