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5 Results for Unfunded
View 1 - 5 results for unfunded comic strips. Discover the best "Unfunded" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday July 24,
2003
Tags #unfunded man date, #my delivery, #no one laughs, #unemployed guy
Transcript
Tina: I went to a movie with an unemployed guy. I call that an unfunded man date. The unemployed guy didn't laugh either, Maybe its my delivery,
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Saturday June 16,
2007
Tags #charge your time, #appropriate code, #unfunded, #time codes, #falsify report, #no projects funded, #meeting, #business
Transcript
The Boss: "Remember to charge your time to the appropriate project code." "Unless your project is unfunded, in which case the time codes won't work and you'll need to falsify your time report." Alice: "Are any of our projects funded?" The Boss: "This is the embarrassing part."
Thursday April 09,
2009
Tags #details, #work, #slacker, #meeting, #business
Transcript
Wally says, "My project is unfunded, just the way I like it. Wally says, "I spend my entire say forwarding funny e-mails and lubricating my bowels with coffee." The boss says, "Allow me to explain something?" Wally says, "Better make it fast!"
Monday June 05,
2017
Dilbert's Project Is Unfunded
Tags #managers, #forgetful, #forgetting, #money, #budget, #oversight
Transcript
Dilbert: I don't see my project in the new budget. Boss: Oh, right. I forgot all about you. Dilbert: That sounds easy to fix. Boss: Yup. MY problem will be solved as soon as you leave.
Saturday June 10,
2017
Dilbert Tries To Get Funding
Tags #budget, #money, #spending, #projects, #upgrades, #technology, #software, #engineering
Transcript
Man: Who are you? Dilbert: I'm an engineer on an unfunded project. I'm attending random meetings to see if I can shake loose some spare budget money. Man: We'll be talking about the mandatory software upgrade. Dilbert: Sounds like a huge waste of money.