The Boss: Our alternative fuel division has found a way to turn fresh water into fuel!
Dilbert: Wouldn't that turn the world into an uninhabitable wasteland in the long run?
The Boss: Not if someone finds a way to turn oil into water.
dilbert thinking: i've had no human contact for months. i wasn't expecting to enjoy it so much. my love life was already a barren wasteland. and avoiding my co-workers is always good. i haven't been stressed, tired, or bored in weeks. i only have one remaining source of stress in my life.
dilbert sitting on couch with dogbert
dogbert: i'm printing money in the basement.
dilbert: there it is.