Dilbert: "Do you have a minute?"
The Boss: "No, I'm busy." Dilbert: "When would be a good time for me to come back?"
The Boss: "Come back when I'm not busy."
Dilbert: "Aren't you always busy?"
The Boss: "Heck, no."
"Sometimes I'm in between doing one thing and doing another thing."
Dilbert: "When will that happen?"
The Boss: "It's unpredictable."
"Ask Carol to call you when I'm not busy."
Dilbert: "Carol, would you..."
Carol: "I'M BUSY!"
Dilbert enters the Boss's office. He says, "Here's my project plan as you requested." Dilbert explains, "Our team is already working day and night on other projects." Dilbert continues, "I assumed we'd give up eating, sleeping and bathing to fit this in." Dilbert continues, "By the second week we'll be starving, delirious and stinking." Dilbert continues, "We'll be like wild, unpredictable animals." Dilbert continues, "Specifically, we'd be like wild chipmunks. None of us are very aggressive." Dilbert points to the proposal and says, "This clip art represents us in week three as a pile of dead chipmunks." Wally asks Dilbert, "Now he wants it in two weeks?" Dilbert says, "Never mix sarcasm with good clip-art."