Boss: How are you doing in your unspoken objectives? Dilbert: My what? Boss: I'm referring to the goals I have in my mind that I've never mentioned. How are those going? Dilbert: I'm totally nailing them.
The Boss: "I e-mailed you the expense breakdown. I need you to fix the format and send it out."
Carol: "I will now read your mind to get the unspoken, ever-shifting preferences for the format."
"I see nothing emptiness... the abyss..."
The boss: "Add a chart."
Coworker: I just realized I love the sound of my own voice! Ha ha! Thanks to the unspoken rules of meetings, I can enjoy the sound of myself as long as I want! Blah, blah, blah! Loud Howard: What's all that noise!? Topper: That's nothing! No one knew the perfect storm was approaching