CEO: Spare me the tedious technical details. I make my decisions based on the people involved. Dilbert: So you replaced your unsupported belief that you could spot winning projects with an unsupported belief that you can identify winning people? CEO: Stop making it sound dumb! Dilbert: Should I try paraphrasing it incorrectly?
CO Worker: "Did you look at my powerpoint presentation?"
Dilbert: "Yes, it's a confused jumble of useless information with a wino's spittle of unsupported conclusions."
Coworker: "Wino's spittle?"
Dilbert: "You heard me."