Boss: The rumors of a major layoff are completely untrue.
Dilbert: Why did the facilities management people just deliver a huge load of cardboard boxes to the break room?
Boss: You can never have too many boxes.
Dilbert: Why does every box have an employee name on it?
ted: i hear you're dating a unicorn.
dilbert: that is absurd and untrue.
ted: then how do you explain the fact that five people told me it was true?
ted: i mean, you'd have to believe all five of them are idiots.
dilbert: including you, it's six.