Wally: "To what project would I charge my time in the following situation?"
"Let's say that a pair of corrective lenses falls in a urinal, and the owner freaks out and calls 911..."
"It hasn't happened yet but I can feel it building up."
"Wally, do you ever wonder about your purpose in life?" "My purpose is to transport huge quantities of coffee from the coffee maker to a urinal." "Suddenly I am filled with despair." "Hey, while you're up..."