Mordac, the preventer of information services.
Mordac: "Security is more important than usability." "In a perfect world, no one would be able to use anything."
Asok: To complete the log-in procedure. Stare directly at the sun.
Dilbert: Customers are complaining because our user interface is confusing. For example, our menu choice for deleting a file is labeled "save file." Boss: That's why we have a help menu. Dilbert: Our help menu is labeled "reformat hard drive."