Dilbert: "Where do you want to eat?"
Suddenly, Mike, the vegan pounced.
"Do you mind if I join you?"
Soon, hunger started to set in.
"No, I can't eat at any of those fifty choices. What else do you have?"
Mike the Vegan.
Mike: I use no animal products whatsoever!
Dilbert: Your clothes were created on sewing machines that used electricity from coal and oil, and those come from dead dinosaurs.
Mike: I need to start making exceptions.