Dilbert: I'm beating the system by exercising in my cubicle. If I stay in good health during my forty years of soul-crushing work, I might enjoy a year or two of good health when I retire. Wally: This is why I don't have goals. Dilbert: I'm going to use my walker on your grave!
The Boss: Wally, Im promoting you to the position of slow walker.
Wally: I am almost curious about what that entails.
The Boss: I'll be giving you all the assignments that could make my rivals in management successful.
All you have to of is low walk those projects until they die from lack of energy.
Wally: Its about time you recognized my value.
Ive been pre[aring for this moment all of my life.
The Boss: Meet me in my office in ten minutes for you new assignments.
You're supposed to be here two hours ago.
Wally: Is it too soon to ask for a raise?